User:Arasham

The Ruiz Constant: Scientists of the 21st century have used Universal Constants to formulate, hypothesis, and prove theories such as the Big Bang Theory, event horizons of black holes, and the near infinite mass and distance of space itself. What has baffled scientists in more recent times is how they measure this near infinite metric. The closest they could come up with was String Theory. .

Then one day at April 29th, 1977, Mr.Ruiz was born. He grew up in a quaint little town in Clifton, NJ. After completing his bachelors in Accounting, Carlos became a prominent financial drone in various companies in NJ such as Barnes & Nobles. It wasn't until his 29th birthday that due to biological changes in his body while being exposed to a cat (Felis catus) named Mai that a blimp went off in the scientific community. His friends and family has also taken note to Carlos' strange behavior and has observed as gradually increasing in intensity. As a result they have called this type of behavior as "mai mai". Such as:

Person 1: "How are you doing today?"

Person 2: "I'm ok, but I feel a slight cold coming"

Person 1: "a cold?! In the summer time??  You mai mai".

As time went on this terming of the phrase "mai mai" was spread amongst the general population of the tri-state area reaching as far as Minnesota. Scientists were baffled of such viral behaivor and began to investigate where the root cause of it. Finding the source as Mr. Ruiz, they brought him to their labs; poked and prodded to find out why there was such intense "Mai mai" in the subject. After years of experiments and secretly using all the TARP funding scientists have discovered a new and perhaps final constant dubbing it the "Ruiz Constant". The scientific community has used this new found discovery to calculate the limitless energy sources of quasars, size of the universe, Welly's near limitless dedication to Friday night appointments, why Whit is so white, how GQ Scott is, etc.