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Germglish dialect originated in the Middle East in the early 1990's as a result of the interactions cross-functional teammates of Middle Eastern and German backgrounds.

The Origins
Germglish resulted from the basic need for communication between heterogeneous parties and from the presence of three key catalytic factors:


 * German corporate culture: a strong and dominant German corporate culture dominated the corporate environment. Core Group Security and ExeCom are not military units but rather adopted terms given the reigning corporate culture.


 * "English" speaking locals: Given locals' native mother tongues, "English" became the language by default for dealing with their blond counterparts. In the process, the fanciness of the lexicon used became questionable.


 * "Tight" timelines: reasonably "tight" delivery timelines forced the cross-functional teams to take a pragmatic approach for communication.

The Germglish Adoption Curve
Germglish is best assimilated only under a unique situation and vocal cords. The learning curve follows the following proven three-step approach:


 * "Ramp up" phase exhibits the steepest learning curve, which is ultimately ended by physical damages to office facilities.
 * "Business as usual" phase highlights a flattening of the learning curve as both emitter and receiver recover from punctured eardrums.
 * "Blind spots" phase exhibits declining utility despite a constant increasing in decibels used, mainly due to the inaudible and now-supersonic nature of the dialect

Most Commonly Used Germglish Terms

 * Aah?	: "What is your opinion on the matter at hand?"
 * Faawsta	: "Please pick up the pace given the delivery date"
 * Vehicle	: Could be used as "vehicle" or as a antonym of "vehicle"
 * Strength: "Strength" or "Strengths"
 * Sink	:No relation to the Titanic disaster but rather to the act of activating one's neural assets
 * Structure:Multipurpose word used irrelevant of context