User:Argo Navis/de/How to fight Balkan edit-warriors

Balkan edit-warriors and conspiracy against wikipedia
Balkan edit-warrioras are organised group of POV-pushers from Balkan. Their goal is to push their nationalistic POV through all of wikipedias.

Actualy, there is no much of they. For example, less than 5 people lives in Croatia. The information about 4.5 millions people living in Croatia is just a woprld-wide conspiracy to hide all the sockpuppets of the sole croatian contributor to german wikipedia. The similar situation is in the rest of the balkans too. Less that 20 people lives in ex-Yugoslavia. All the others are just invented to cover up for all the sockpuppets. That is the only logical explanation of why all of them keeps complaining abotu very same "problems" here.

Unfortunaly, with the exception of german wikipedia, they are quite succesfull. Almost all wikipedia so far succumbed to their conspiracy plan, with the sole exception of german wikipedia, which is the last bastion of reason on this planet. And wider!

Brave defenders of The Truth
What is more important, not all german wikipedians are included in this hard and long struggle against wiki-evil. The group consist of somewhere between 5 and 10 users. But, not any 5 or 10 users could be as succesfull asd those guys are! Some of them even have extra senses. Like, for example, when one Balkan edit-werrior from Croatia came to de wiki, he was blocked without explanation! Some paranoid users might think that the blocking proves that the admin was not neutral, but that is not the case. Actually, he can read minds, so he blocked this hidden vandal without bothering the rest of community. So, he didn't just blocked te vandal!!! He saved time of other users! He is our true hero!

You can recognise those heroes by their trust listes. Unlike other naive users who maybe even have some Croats, Serbs, Albanians, Slovenians (actually, socksuppet of a Croat - he even learned slovenian for the purpose of cover-up!) or Bosniaks on their trust-listes, they do not! Why, you might ask? Well, dummy, because there is not many of them (Balkan edit-warriors) anyway. They are all sockpuppets. Also, they are incapable of rational thinking about the balkans, because they live there, and only Germans (and one southeasteuropean living in a UK) can actually write about Balkans with clear head. All the others are just hopelessly nationalistic.

How to be good BDoTT
First, you must be left-orinented. Let me ask you a simple question: whas Lenin left-wing politician? If the answer is yes, that you should quit reading right here. Actualy, Lenin was very right-wing, according to the point of view of BDoTT. Actually, we haven't find anyone lefter than us, and we searched entire inner Solar System. We are still checking the Neptune and some neraby stars.

If you answered correctly, ("right", or "extreme right"), you might have a chance to join the BDoTT team.

Croats Are from Mars, Serbs Are from Venus
We all know taht Croats and Serbs fell from outer space just recently. All the so-called historians who claim that Croats and Serbs existed before 19th century are just part of the conspiracy. Nothing more than a hoax!!!

... to be continued ...