User:Ariiya/sandbox

The Great Text War of 2012 (The Helloyhiya War)
It began with the forging of the great words, one given to the literate; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Another given to the gamers, great miners and craftsmen of the virtual worlds. And all, all words were gifted to the social networkers, who above all else desired selfies. Within these words were given the strength and power to greet each race - but they were all of them deceived. For another use was made. In the land of Dapto, in the fires of Cabernet Drive, Mathew Boiano conspired in secret, a master plan; to control all others. In this room he poured his cruelty, his malice, his will to greet all life. One word to greet them all. One by one the free people of Facebook fell to the power of this word; but there were some, who resisted... A last alliance of gamers and trolls, undergeared and with bad connection, marched against the powers of the Macbook Pros, and in the inboxes of Facebook, they fought for the right to use the words.

The Beginning
It was a day like any other. Besides one, small, almost insignificant detail. Matthew Ryan had internet - for the first time in what felt like centuries. He logged into Facebook, brushing the cobwebs off of his home page, just searching for someone to talk to. Unfortunately, the nerd was alone and friendless. He desperately searched for attention, commenting on every photo he could, to no avail. Finally, he decided to message Talaya; a girl who he had thought was his friend.

It began as idle chitchat - a joke here and a comment there; and for a while it seemed the conversation had stopped.

But then, she said the word. hello.

He responded with what he thought would be a simple reply, punctuated with a smile. Hiya :)

Yet once again she responded. hello.

This irritated him, so he decided to reply in kind. Hiya :)

And so began one of the great battles of our time.

The Boyfriend/Bestfriend
Mathew Boiano, dining at the Dapto Bowling club until the exact time of 8:43pm, he had left and arrived home at 9:00pm on the dot. Immediately he turned on his TV to find it already on FOX Sports 1 to Adelaide v West Sydney Wanderers, it finished 1-0 to Adelaide, a result that lighten Mathew's mood. As a result of the lightened mood Mathew moved along to his laptop where he opened Safari and went to the address www.facebook.com, on this site he logged on to find his counterpart and brother man on Facebook for the first time in what had felt like a life time. They began with the obvious first topic of Puzzle Pirates.