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Eric Simmons

Assistant Director of Campus Recreation at the University of Tennessee at Martin.

Noted for his social skills, particularly schmoozing and being able to put his hand in the face of 6'5" football players and saying, "Hey! Talk to the hand!"

Clearly a credit to the higher education community in Tennessee, the Governor traditionally sets aside April 8th of each year for the campus kegger, and the 9th for recovery.

The coolest Dad around, he is known to play trains on the floor, go swimming and camping, and to listen for hours to the intricacies of Pokemon rules.

What I Know Is, he simply rocks, and is loved by all. Happy Birthday Eric!