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 * Ernest Hemingway: "To die. Alone. In the rain."


 * Amelia Earhart: "She could have flown."


 * Martin Luther King Jr.: "It had a dream."


 * Central Intelligence Agency: "We can neither confirm nor deny any involvement in the chicken-road-crossing incident."


 * NASA: "Because it tried to reach Low Earth Orbit."


 * Douglas Adams: "42"


 * George W. Bush: "We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here."


 * Al Gore: "I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people."


 * Ralph Nader: "The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV."


 * Pat Buchanan: "To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American."


 * Martha Stewart: "No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information."


 * Jerry Falwell: "Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that Chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side.""

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told!"
 * Dr. Seuss:


 * Barbara Walters: "Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road."


 * Aristotle: "It is the nature of chickens to cross the road."


 * Karl Marx:"It was a historical inevitability."


 * Saddam Hussein: "This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it."


 * Voltaire: "I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it."


 * Edmund Hillary: "Because it is there"


 * Ronald Reagan: “What chicken? I forget.”


 * Captain Kirk: "To boldly go where no chicken has gone before."


 * Fox Mulder: "You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?"


 * Bill Gates: "I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken."


 * Albert Einstein: "Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?"


 * The Bible: "And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing."


 * Colonel Sanders: "I missed one?"


 * Texan: To prove to the armadillos and possums that it can be done!


 * Darth Sideous To go to the Dark Side!