User:Armand tamzarian

Armand Tamzarian was a motorcycle riding no-good-nik from the mean streets of Capital City. Upon a conviction for purse snatching, he was given the opportunity to join the Army and fight in the Vietnam War. Upon return to the United States, he assumed the identity of his superior officer (Sgt. Seymore Skinner) who was missing in action and believed dead. Hilarity Ensued.