User:Artballs

Art Ballstein is a CPA part time tour guide for the local museum of random shoes. Art is single and has had several long distance relationships. Art was Born in 1979 on September 29th. His father was a Coal worker and his dear mother was a Coal dealer. This where they found each other in the summer of 1976. Arthur Luke Skywalker Ballstein was born from this union. This only lasted until Art was 2 since his farther became addicted to coal and coal products. At an early age Art wanted to be a CPA but he thought CPA stood for Coal Prevention and Awareness. Art has since moved on to know everything about guiding tours and what they take. He once had a group of Chinese visitors and he used his knowledge of the movie "Big Trouble in Little China" to get him though. He currently resides at the home he grew up in. Currently there is a legal battle with the people who bought the home and live there since he won't leave and has suggested a "Three's Company" sort of deal.