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Pee Way Shangs is a scam artist from Dong'an, China. He is the richest man in Dong'an with a estimated net worth of around $900,000,000. He has made this money threw "Fiddling with the fabric of mankind."

Early Life
." His up coming was troubled to say the least. He was born May 8, 1981. As a child he had to suffer through two different cases of Ebola. This prevented him from going to school and learning like the rest of his family. But resulted in him finding a new love in pranks. As a boy he was very good at getting away with tricks and trickery. It is once said that he stole 83 boxes of deviled eggs out of a gas station. He was caught ten years later the result, the lose of a hand. He knew that this was his chance to improve his skills.

Adult Years
As Shang grew older he found "Happiness through goofs and gags." Which resulted in him becoming a Scam artist. He has described scamming as "A big prank where I'm makin that cheddah." He later went on to hire "Hench Men" to take part in the biggest scam ever [See Shangs' plot to steal the rights to Cracker Barrel], but the plan still needed years of planning. In the time he spent planning the scam, he found himself a wife named Shireeka Domitreis. They later married and had 12 kids, but he has openly stated that he is an extremely disloyal husband who has at least 47 bastard children in the Indochina region. After this he decided he did not want anymore kids so he had his testicles removed with a "Massive spoon." In later years Pee Way got "Tired of all the rules" and built a fort in his back yard where there was "Just pimps, no ho's." He then spent ten years in the fort with his "Hench men." During this time he converted to Confucianism from his original religion of Celtic Paganism.

Death
As Shang grew old his passed had started to catch up with him and he was charged with many crimes. One of which was hiding "Frog people" in the rivers to keep a eye on things. Another crime he was accused of was having men put a harmless yet slightly addictive substance in the fruits and vegetables to encourage good health. In 2012, he was accused of six counts of rape, but these charges were later dropped due to his grand wealth. His crimes added up to so much there was not a punishment bad enough for him. So they came to the conclusion that they would just torture him for a while. After 30 years of torturing he finally died at the age of 102 and the worst part he never pulled off his heist and his Henchmen were all crucified.