User:AshCurtis

Ashley Curtis was born on the 23rd April 1989 in Bournemouth, England. Considered by his friends as a legend, Ash Curtis is a god among men. I quote Baraa Yasin, Ash Curtis is surely not human, because no human can ever be that legendary. Jamie Gray says, bit of a legend really. Ash Curtis is an avid supporter of Manchester United, and hates shitty teams like Arsenal and Newcastle. Ruud Van Nistelrooy is also considered a legend. Despite working in Marks & Spencer Cafe Revive, it is general consensus that Ash Curtis is the sexiest man on Earth and works extremely hard for his mon-ay. He likes good bands like Royksopp and hates shitty bands like Coldplay, Razorlight, Kaiser Chiefs, Franz Ferdinand, Morrissey, My Chemical Romance, Oasis and other shite bands. It is also rumoured that he is insured by GEICO for his money, money.