User:Ashaylann

Ashaylan was born in Pietermaritzburg on 3 March 1985. He graduated with a Bachelors Degree in Accounting, and an Honours Degree in Commerce.

He now produces film and television series through his entertainment & media company, XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXXXXXXXxxx, based in South Africa.

He has proved the theroem proposed by Algorithm Smith, that whence one chooses a career in Figures, he becomes a Fashion Designer.

Bartholomew Diaz found South Africa. What people don't know is that he also found Pythagoras's time machine, and flew forward in time. He now exists as a floating orb in Monaco, selling timeshare.

Bill Gates' wife, Melinda, has bought timeshare from him. Now she can't decide if the time machine is supposed to make two of her.