User:Ashkalafoozie

I'm Ashkalafoozie.
"Ashkalafoozie Gorgonzola mit cream cheese!" is my family's motto. We say it all the time no matter who is listening or what is happening. Recently, during a visit by the Queen to our sacred grotto underneath the bathroom of an abandoned gas station in Plaquemines Parish, we began our chant. The Queen, of course, announced that she was "not amused." That caused us to giggle uncontrollably. And our diapers exploded.

I'm a psychologue; a running quarterback of loving-to-learn; a past master of avoiding the infamous tattooed dentist of Ft. Collins Colorado, the new-age ditz.

I'm father of four, grandpa of six (so far) and husband of a heroic lady-love.

I play guitar and one end against the other.

I cannot be found by others or by myself without strong search techniques of the heart.

Inga J. Lorta gathers no moss. My dog is a Mutley. I have no gorillas in my closet. I am Captain Boogerpants in the Kleenex Forest of Reality.