User:Ashleya228

This is a page for an individual known as: ...among others.
 * "Ashley" -- Origin: hispanic name given at birth in Cabo, Mexico.
 * "Mini-bar" -- So-named due to similarities betwixt her and her sister, Ambar.
 * "Wurmple" -- Too bad she has an everstone. Now she will never evolve.
 * "rudeblackhole" -- self-explanatory. Approach Ashley with caution.
 * "Tia" -- given after Beyoncé's lead saxophonist

As can be seen by her many names, she has a history of being rude, playing jazz (yet not soloing), and in general being wrong about life.

She freely admits Dylan Bay is awesome, however. Because he is. And he is good at editing wikipedia.

Personal History: In her early years, after learning street fighting skills in the Cabo ghetto, she jumped the fence and illegally immigrated to the USA. She now resides in a Oregon high school, having forged naturalization papers. Agent Joel Grey, from the FBI, has been assigned her case and is preparing deportation documents as of March 10.

Fun fact: She has a candy named after her: Mini-Ashlies (also known as pastel mints, but the former is in more widespread use). She is also deathly afraid of oranges.