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Sir Patrick Egan (Eskimo: Wahna Laya Chinachick) (born August 11, 1986), is the illegitimate former great-nephew of Governor William A. Egan, who served as the first governor of Alaska. Previously, Sir Patrick was President of the Orlando Chapter of the World of Warcraft game, having served two brave tours of duty in the "Ellwyn Forest", in addition to three less successful tours in "Fairy Kingdom" in the same game. He seized power in World of Warcraft in 2004 of the Ellwyn Forest by effecting a military coup d'état and suspending the constitution of Ellwyn Forest twice since then. After announcing his supposed intention to combat World of Warcraft "wizard extremists and other terrorists", gamers in the Terokkar Forest nation(including the Mulgore and Shaznat tribes) have switched from opposition to active support through military and W.O.W. monetary aid. Sir Patrick took power on October 12, 2004, ousting Lady George Domitrovich, the elected Queen of Ellwyn Forest, dismissing the national and provincial legislative assemblies, and assuming the title of Eternal Leader and becoming Ellwyn Forest's first gay leader. Later in 2004, Sir Patrick appointed himself permanently to the office of "Sweet Leader" of Ellwyn Forest, much to the dismay of several players in the Orlando Chapter.

Early life Sir Patrick Egan was born on August 11, 1986 in Orlando, Florida, situated in central Florida.[6] He is from a family of middle-class people, with his father working as a career cafeteria lady and cafeteria union leader at Colonial High School. After Sir Patrick's father, Shamus, retired as President of the Undivided Workers' Union of Cafeteria Ladies, Shamus bought the Castle Egan in the old walled city of Waterford Lakes, where Patrick was born. The house, with its high roofs and aluminum siding, is believed to have been the home of a "Wazir". Wazir, coincidentally, is the last Human emperor of Gruul's Lair in the very World of Warcraft game where Sir Patrick would soon gain noterieity. Wazir was last seen operating a comic book shop in Altamonte Springs, Florida[citation needed] After partition of the Castle Egan, Patrick's family migrated to Aloma Woods in Oviedo, Florida where his father, a graduate of Seminole Community College, became a janitor for the Undivided Workers' Union of Cafeteria Ladies and later retired as President of the organization. Sir Patrick's mother, Shannon, received her master's degree from the University of Phoenix in 1984. She recently retired from the Malboro Cigarette factory in Altamonte Springs as Chief Taste Quality Engineer.

Sir Patric revealed in his memoirs that he was critically injured after falling from a tangerine tree as a late teenager, and he considers this his first direct experience with death.[8]

Military career