User:Asnowden91

Ashley Drunk:

The state of intoxication beyond Army Drunk, Navy Seal Drunk, and Marine Corps. Drunk. An Ashley Drunk may be noted by displaying flashy clothing and or cowboy boots. An Ashley Drunk will most likely be line dancing, and singing Ke$ha. If an Ashley Drunk is spotted at a social outing, (s)he should be put to bed and given a cup of ice.