User:Asperminius-of-Counsells

Asperminius-of-Counsells: ''Wisdom-Writer, Truth-Warrior, Around-Humble Guy... '' :}

Asperminius was born at a very early age on a far away island, called Texas, in the liberally-filled Ocean, OestOfUsTex, in the year of our LORD one thousand, nine hundred, and three score.

Asperminius started his career of writing Truth and creative truth early in grade school with "hard-edged" revisionist poetry, such as...

Mary Had a Little Lamb (Remix)

Mary had a little lamb,

it's feet were black as soot,

And everywhere that mary went,

a sooty foot it'd put!

(Actually Asperminius didn't write this poem, but He wished he had. So, this falls under the category of creative truth.)  :}

Asperminius has been known to steal wisdom from other sources, but in his defense. He only steals from the best, much like the "gleaning" habits of Michael Jr. and Taylor Mason.