User:Assassin9

There once was a man from Kansas, a kind and gentle man, who had several years of VGE, otherwise known as Videogaming Experience, under his belt. On games such as Killzone and Guitar Hero II, he slayed mass numbers of noobs and others who thought they could overtake him. The allies of his, including clilly and jihadwarrior, formed a league only comparable to the 300 spartans that died ever so gloriously on the battlefield of Thermoplyae. They were known as the BANGS or the Bad Asses of Noob Gamer Slaying. They always got together whenever they got the chance, whether it was the task of getting five stars on Psychobilly Freakout on Guitar Hero II for 360 or thrashing noobs in other games, they always did what was necessary to finish the job. Headshots and Starpower were among the highest aims of BANG.