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Aston Vica' football club was created, by Thomas Julian and Jimmy Paul at 4:00am, on the morning of the 21st of September, 2009.

History of the Club
The idea to establish a prestigious football club spawned in the residence of 13/1 Robertson's Close, Edinburgh, by Julian, Paul and other founding father, Charles Samushonga. Their goal; a well-organised, hard-to-beat footballing side, with an edge of flair. When invesitment was secured following the aftermath of the banking collapse, Julian became the first director of football, while Paul took the helm of club secretary; both sharing managerial responsibilities. Samushonga was announced 1st team captain, however only lasted one game in charge before being overthrown in a team revolt. The next captain, Adam Leishman, has been captain ever since (apart from one match where absence required Robert Hay to take the armband). The current club chairman is Fraser Hirst, who has been at the helm since the beginning of the club's creation. Ironically he has only ever made it to half a match, and appears to be the club's unlucky mascot.

Nickname: 'The Vica's' Stadium: Stadio del Pef Current capacity: 721,008

The first Aston Vica' season resulted in the Vica's breezing through League 2 with 7 wins, not dropping a point and taking the Semester 1 League 2 crown. Following this rapid rise to prominence, 'Fixtures Live' made a spectacle of the club, announcing them as 'The most successful Intra-Mural club ever.' Second semester was a tougher season, with the Vica's eventually finishing 3rd, unlucky not to break into the top 2.

2009/10 Semester 1
V Bucky O'Hare 6-2 W V Feynmen 8-2 W V Baird Veterans 2-1 W V EU Ligers 5-0 W V Dynamo Shabba 5-2 W V FC Mexico 3-0 (Forfeit) W V Geography Boys 3-0 (Forfeit) W

AVFC crowned league 2 chapions with a maximum 21 points, Shabba finishing second with 13.

2009/10 Semester 2
V Law Galaxy 8-5 W V Palace 5-2 L V Montpelier 5-3 L V The Swingers 6-1 W V Sweet FSA 3-0 W V Dynamo shabba 1-0 L V ECA FC 3-0 W

AVFC finshed 3rd with 12 points, a point behind LAW Galaxy and 6 behind Montpelier

Memorable Quotes
Calum Alexander - (referring to the game against Dynamo Shabba) "I wouldn't miss it for sex with Megan Fox"

- (referring to a girl he pulled the night before) "She only wants me be coz' im a Vica'"

Robert Hay - (Rightfully scolding Daniel Wilson) "It's not Vicar, it's VICA'!!"

'Pikey' David Laurie - (after conceding five goals to an underserving Law Galaxy) "...well thats a game to forget"

Thomas Julian - (referring to Daniel Wilson allowing a useless striker, ironically called 'Torres' playng for Sweet FSA, to shoot and miss the target) "That was a successful application of the lure"

Jimmy Paul - (in reference to the aforementioned Torres of Sweet FSA) "You should call him Ngog"

Tom 'Robbo' Robinson - (in reference to what can only be touted as a purposeful, and sublime chip from Jimmy Paul)"Do you want some fish with that?"

Robert Adam - (after both of the only two games he managed to play this season) "Sorry lads, I think im injured"

Kit Colour and Sponsor
Aston Vica' FC derived from humble foundations, and was under threat of having no kit as they battled for The Intra-Mural Titles. However, 'Papa Julian' rose to the occassion and donated (the now world famous, and universally baggy) 'Plumbase' kits. The Plumbase is now perceived in the highest regard- for assisting in the unprecedented successes that Aston Vica' FC has achieved and adding to the already colossal passion that playing for this club generates.

Another unofficial sponsor, but integral cog in the Aston Vica' machine, is the Whiteboard. This was used on several occasions to relay tactics to the team, both in the changing room and at half time. This bold technique allows the other team to see what Aston Vica' are planning, striking fear into the opposition. The writing on it (in Aston Vica' red) is believed by many to have inspirational powers, and this can be empirically proven by the results that Aston Vica' have produced. This, according to a poll taken by Sky Sports, is now more famous than Jose Mourinho's method of taking notes, and passing them to players on the pitch. The tactics of Aston Vica' FC are patented, after investment from unlikely Dragon, Deborah Meadon.

After much opposition and causing a juxtaposition of emotions, the Plumbase is being relegated to the away kit for Aston Vica' in the 2010/2011 season, with destined Nike Claret and Blue becoming the Home kit. These are rumoured to be a reverse-style fit- skin tight as opposed to excessively baggy like the predecessor. This is to improve aerodynamics and the professionalism of the club which boasts so much history after just one year. Julian, Paul and Leishman believe after the rapid rise to fame the Vica's have had (which include a number of Vica's being approached in clubs, on the street etc) that we should change to the new colours before Aston Vica' get irreversibly and globally renowned.

With Co-founder, Jimmy Paul recently gaining employment at local bar Aspen, rumours of kit sponsors are rife, with Paul needing to find a suitable time and proposition to negotiate with the manager. This would most likely result in 'Bar Aspen' being printed across the middle of the shirts- but nothing has been confirmed as of yet.