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Dan Creech

Daniel Creech was born in Dorking, and quickly developed a skill for throwing up over everything. He went to a school somewhere near Dorking and regularly soiled his pants.

Dan Creech is not an anagram for Hitler, however he has been to Germany. And he pooed himself there as well. In year 10 on a train journey to somewhere, he thought he had left his coat on a train, and had a fit. It was very upsetting and everyone was worried for his health, but he got through it. He is a top class liar and does this activity several times a day, not realizing the tragic consequences of his actions.

He touched someone's leg before, which is always a regular in his conversations, as well as winning a free kick.

If you ask him to start a conversation, you are likely to be waiting for many hours, sometimes even days. He does a very good impression of the robot, and sings 'reach for the stars' by s club 7.