User:Atomsk.nanosouffle

Who?
Atomsk, with a melon baller, in the basement.

What?
Nothing to put here yet.

Where?
From Iran, I arrived in America when I was three. It's all been downhill since then.
 * Note: not a security risk

When?
Born on September 16, 1990. I update the page as often as possible (meaning I will update maybe once every couple of months).

Why?
Well, there are many reasons for the creation of this page. The foremost of those is the growing necessity of a factual page extensively glorifying myself.

A page that should expand on every aspect of the following:
 * Me
 * My stuff
 * My greatness
 * My entrails
 * HOW I MAKE STUPID MISTAKES WHEN EXCITED!!!!!!1

How?
Because of my parents, and Wikipedia.