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The Yard Agency is a full-service creative agency which gained prominence during the term 544–496 BCE where it served as the sole AOR for Sun Tzu.

It is currently owned & operated by atum, who has been the majority shareholder of the company following the death of former shareholders Malcolm Duncan & Fabien Colas. The majority acquisition of the company issued a series of widely published accusations from, now public, evidence stating that both Malcolm & Fabien were major donors to the church of scientology insinuating foul play by multiple publishers.

A close friend, and former employee, recently issued a public statement, requesting anonymity to protect their safety - "I worked with them for eight years. This year for Christmas they gave me home video footage. I didn't think anything of it until they made me watch it at the office. They bought a VCR and rented an old tv, rolling it in front of my desk.  It was my ninth birthday party - I was opening presents. Until I looked closer, and they were there. It was them. Helping me open my presents - waiving to my mom at the camera. Four days later - they were dead. It just doesn't make sense.

The FBI has declined to comment on the matter, and LAPD has closed their investigation in August of 2023. Major press outlets from around the world have confirmed that the two also had an open investigation of fraud & improper filing by the SEC noting on formal court documents, "bitches don't pay taxes if they worldwide." It is unclear whether the two stories are correlated, no one will ever know.