User:Atwon/Antonio Coyne

Antonio Coyne was born in a small town of dustball in the city of old west. It is their where dustin tucker taught him the ways of the legend through wrestling matches with bears and rhinos. After completeing the vicious training presented to him he recieved his poncho and cowboy hat and six shooter. On the day of his 13th birthday he strolled into town and had an altercation with clint eastwood, no one truly knows how the altercation started all that is known is it involved a water bottle, someones mother, a guy named juan, and lubed up parking ticket. The battle between them lasted 13 days and after the fight the town of dustball was reduced to rubble. The evil mexican overlord el fuerte caught wind of the fight and sent his army of 300 banditos to take over the city. Antonio and Dustin Tucker was warned of the coming attack and prepared to face the army. When el fuertes army arrived Dustin Tucker warned them that he eats crocodiles for breakfest and filled 40 spit jars with a single glob of saliva. el fuerte said that with the power of his awesome mustache he would never be defeated.With the combined efforts of Dustin Tucker and antonio they recieved a victory but at the loss of the life of Dustin. Dustin informed antonio to seek out Samue L Jackson and learn his ways so Antonio left the desert city in search of this master of the sword and eventually found him where samue L Jackson taught him the way of the samurai. little did they know that with el fuerte's death that he caught the eye of a greater enemy. That enemy was known as the mighty Galactor the violater of galaxys. Galactor sent his raptor soldiers out to kill the mighty warriors the soldiers were lead by Raptor Jesus the deconstructor and everywhere the army went they left nothing behind them but violated teens and adults aswell as destruction. when they arrived at the shrine of the afro samurai they were met by Samue L Jackson and Antonio now trained in the art of the afro samurai. At the beginning of the battle Samue L spoke these words "Im tired of these motherfucking raptors in my mother fucking shrine" and the battle was on. the entire battle lasted 1337 hours and ended in the destruction of the enitre region and the death of the afro samurai aswell as raptor jesus but still antonio moved on to cure cancer and met Jake Gaskill the vocal terraformer and Justin Schwartz the shreddinator and they joined him in the quest to destroy Galactor. Threw there alliance with Foundation of neat dandy lightning electronics yes F.O.N.D.L.E. led by Sarah and Jacob the knights of Doom the elite unit of FONDLE. An amazing battle was held between the 2 powers one so great it cant be described in this text. In the final moments Antonio fired the golden bullet from his revolver Jacob and Sarah used the vector cannon and justin let out an epic riff and jake belted a high note the resulting combination attack was an affront to god so he destroyed the world with an awesome hadouken and the hereos escaped to a new demontion where they live today seeking to regain their lost powers...