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 * 1) "Let them hate so long as they fear." - Lucius Accius
 * 2) "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." – Aristotle
 * 3) "He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because he is sufficient for himself, must be either a beast or a god." – Aristotle
 * 4) "Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats." – Howard Aiken
 * 5) "Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness." – Woody Allen
 * 6) "You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred." – Woody Allen
 * 7) "If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." – Mario Andretti
 * 8) "The mills of the gods grind slowly, but they grind exceedingly fine." - Anonymous
 * 9) "Dance like no one's watching, sing like no one's listening, live life without regrets." – Anonymous
 * 10) "Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day." – Anonymous
 * 11) "Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it." – Hannah Arendt
 * 12) "Wanting to meet an author because you like his work is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pâté." – Margaret Atwood
 * 13) "Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh." – W. H. Auden
 * 14) "We are here on Earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I don't know." - W. H. Auden
 * 15) "Charm is the ability to be truly interested in other people." – Richard Avedon
 * 16) "They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea." – Francis Bacon
 * 17) "If a man will begin in certainties he shall end in doubts, but if he will be content to begin in doubts he shall end in certainties." – Francis Bacon
 * 18) "If money be not thy servant, it will be thy master." – Sir Francis Bacon
 * 19) "There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion." - Sir Francis Bacon
 * 20) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." – Walter Bagehot
 * 21) "You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself." – Ethel Barrymore
 * 22) "The opposite of a true statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a great truth may be another great truth." – Niels Bohr
 * 23) "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." – Napoleon Bonaparte
 * 24) "Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner." – James Bovard
 * 25) "You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance." - Ray Bradbury
 * 26) "God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday." – Sir William Bragg
 * 27) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." – George W. Bush
 * 28) "The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too." – Samuel Butler
 * 29) "They keep talking about drafting a constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore." – George Carlin
 * 30) "One of the serious obstacles to the improvement of our race is indiscriminate charity." – Andrew Carnegie
 * 31) "To know another language is to have a second soul." – Charlemagne
 * 32) "Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes, our ancestors. It is the democracy of the dead. Tradition refuses to submit to the small and arrogant oligarchy of those who merely happen to be walking about." – G. K. Chesterton
 * 33) "Religious liberty might be supposed to mean that everybody is free to discuss religion. In practive it means that hardly anybody is allowed to mention it." – G. K. Chesterton
 * 34) "Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist." - G. K. Chesterton
 * 35) "Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened." – Winston Churchill
 * 36) "Democracy is the worst form of government — except for all those other forms that have been tried." – Winston Churchill
 * 37) "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." – Winston Churchill
 * 38) "A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled." – Sir Barnett Cocks
 * 39) "Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone." – Tommy Cooper
 * 40) "If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside." – Robert Cringely
 * 41) "Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood." – Marie Curie
 * 42) "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it." – Clarence Darrow
 * 43) "As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a well-spent life brings happy death." – Leonardo da Vinci
 * 44) "Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car." – Evan Davis
 * 45) "Being a Baptist won't keep you from sinning, but it'll sure as hell keep you from enjoying it." – James Dean
 * 46) "In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better." – Ellen DeGeneres
 * 47) "A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money." – Senator Everett Dirksen (attributed)
 * 48) "Education is a state-controlled manufactory of echoes." – Norman Douglas
 * 49) "Mediocrity recognizes nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius." – Arthur Conan Doyle
 * 50) "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen." – Albert Einstein
 * 51) "The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one." – Albert Einstein
 * 52) "Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon." – Susan Ertz
 * 53) "Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings." – Evan Esar
 * 54) "Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish." – Euripides
 * 55) "A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes." – James Feibleman
 * 56) "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." – Benjamin Franklin
 * 57) "A liberal is a man too broad-minded to take his own side in a quarrel." – Robert Frost
 * 58) "Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering." – R. Buckminster Fuller
 * 59) "I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." – Galileo Galilei
 * 60) "What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty and democracy?" - [[Mahatma Gandhi
 * 61) "The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made." - Jean Giraudoux
 * 62) "The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best - and therefore never scrutinize or question." - Stephen Jay Gould
 * 63) "The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good." – Robert Graves
 * 64) "When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong — or absolutely right." – Albert Guinon
 * 65) "It takes a big man to cry, and an even bigger man to laugh at that man." – Jack Handy
 * 66) "A man's silence is wonderful to listen to." - Thomas Hardy
 * 67) "Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable." – Sidney J. Harris
 * 68) "The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." - Mitch Hedberg
 * 69) "God help the army that must fight for an idea rather than an objective." – Mark Helprin
 * 70) "What luck for rulers that men do not think." – Adolf Hitler
 * 71) "One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man." – Elbert Hubbard
 * 72) "Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune." – Kin Hubbard
 * 73) "Men hate those to whom they have to lie." – Victor Hugo
 * 74) "Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!" - Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
 * 75) "The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it." – William James
 * 76) "It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." – Thomas Jefferson
 * 77) "Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good." – Samuel Johnson
 * 78) "Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out." – Samuel Johnson
 * 79) "Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves." – Carl Jung
 * 80) "Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom." – Søren Kierkegaard
 * 81) "If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live." – Martin Luther King Jr.
 * 82) "There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking. – Alfred Korzybski
 * 83) "Large nations behave like gangsters, while small ones behave like prostitutes." – Stanley Kubrick
 * 84) "What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?" – Irv Kupcinet
 * 85) "What the world needs is more geniuses with humility. There are so few of us left." – Oscar Levant
 * 86) "Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own." - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
 * 87) "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." – Abraham Lincoln
 * 88) "When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion." – Abraham Lincoln
 * 89) "The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the profusion of matter and of the stars, but that within this prison we can draw from ourselves images powerful enough to deny our nothingness." – Andre Malraux
 * 90) "If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging." – Joe Martin
 * 91) "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." – Groucho Marx
 * 92) "Children must be taught how to think, not what to think." – Margaret Mead
 * 93) "The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated." – H.L. Mencken
 * 94) "The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking." - A. A. Milne
 * 95) "Until you've lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was." – Margaret Mitchell
 * 96) "I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends." – Moby
 * 97) "When you make your peace with authority, you become authority." – Jim Morrison
 * 98) "There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward." – John Mortimer
 * 99) "Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles." – George Jean Nathan
 * 100) "I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-tellers' parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her." – New York City detective
 * 101) "The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends." – Friedrich Nietzsche
 * 102) "The devotion of the greatest is to encounter risk and danger and play dice with death." – Friedrick Nietzsche
 * 103) "In certain kinds of writing, particularly in art criticism and literary criticism, it is normal to come across long passages which are almost completely lacking in meaning." – George Orwell
 * 104) "All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others." - George Orwell
 * 105) "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear." – George Orwell
 * 106) "The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity." – Dorothy Parker
 * 107) "Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles." – Pat Paulsen
 * 108) "I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter." – Steven Pearl
 * 109) "There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality." - Pablo Picasso
 * 110) "Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first." – Ronald Reagan
 * 111) "You can accomplish much if you don't care who gets the credit." – Ronald Reagan
 * 112) "A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward." – Jean Paul Richter
 * 113) "Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and US Senators." – Will Rogers
 * 114) "Do one thing every day that scares you." – Eleanor Roosevelt
 * 115) "Rules are not sacred, principles are." – Franklin D. Roosevelt
 * 116) "When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.'" – Theodore Roosevelt
 * 117) "Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors." – Francois de La Rochefoucauld
 * 118) "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
 * 119) "There is scarcely anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse, and sell a little more cheaply. The person who buys on price alone is this man's lawful prey." – John Ruskin
 * 120) "It is undesirable to believe a proposition when there is no ground whatever for supposing it true." – Bertrand Russell
 * 121) "The main things which seem to me important on their own account, and not merely as means to other things, are knowledge, art, instinctive happiness, and relations of friendship or affection." – Bertrand Russell
 * 122) "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." – Bertrand Russell
 * 123) "Drunkenness is temporary suicide: the happiness that it brings is merely negative, a momentary cessation of unhappiness." – Bertrand Russell
 * 124) "Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come." – Carl Sandburg
 * 125) "There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval." – George Santayana
 * 126) "Those who speak most of progress measure it by quantity and not by quality." – George Santayana
 * 127) "Music is essentially useless, as life is." – George Santayana
 * 128) "Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see." - Arthur Schopenhauer
 * 129) "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." – Dr. Seuss
 * 130) "The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood." – Logan Pearsall Smith
 * 131) "The only interesting answers are those which destroy the questions." – Susan Sontag
 * 132) "A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." – Joseph Stalin
 * 133) "Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it." – Mark Twain
 * 134) "Disillusion is the last illusion." – Wallace Stevens
 * 135) "A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong." – Thomas Szasz
 * 136) "The desire for safety stands against every great and noble enterprise." - Tacitus
 * 137) "It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish." – Mother Teresa
 * 138) "Who is the happier man: he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?" – Hunter Thompson
 * 139) "Not all who wander are lost." – J. R. R. Tolkien
 * 140) "It is a paradoxical but profoundly true and important principle of life that the most likely way to reach a goal is to be aiming not at that goal itself but at some more ambitious goal beyond it." - Arnold Toynbee
 * 141) "Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear." – Mark Twain
 * 142) "In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language." – Mark Twain
 * 143) "Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand." – Mark Twain
 * 144) "Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." – Mark Twain
 * 145) "Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them." - Bill Vaughan
 * 146) "It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a virtue and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge." – Voltaire
 * 147) "Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd." – Voltaire
 * 148) "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." - Andy Warhol
 * 149) "Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master." – George Washington
 * 150) "With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion." – Steven Weinberg
 * 151) "The average American doesn't have enough intestinal fortitude to tell someone to shut up if they are talking in a movie theater." - Michael Weinstein
 * 152) "What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing." – Oscar Wilde
 * 153) "The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated." - Oscar Wilde
 * 154) "It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious." - Oscar Wilde
 * 155) "Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today." – Herman Wouk
 * 156) "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time." – EB White
 * 157) "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." – Steven Wright
 * 158) "Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western religion, rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western science." – Gary Zukav