User:Aurora2698/Mercury

So, you're here to see my opinion on Mercury, are you? Well, I can tell you, you don't need common sense to know that Mercury is not the best planet to live on. Like, you'll burn to a crisp durin the day, then become a popsicle during the night. Here's a brochure...

= Welcome to Mercury! = Enjoy your holiday there! You can see the sun closely! You can even enjoy a short year, if you like, because there's only 88 days!

====== Small print ======
 * It's 420 degrees there in the day, so bring SPF 100000 sunblock.
 * And at night, it's -170 degrees. I suggest you bring a heater.
 * Oh, and about the short year, I was kidding. A day in Mercury is 58 Earth days. No thanks.

Likely cost: $1983245 AUD

L.M.O!

P.S: I suggest true-blue Aussies should read this.