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Sam Perkins History Sam Perkins came here to the great country of the U.S. of A. On a refrigerator, from the hated communist country of, you guessed it, Cuba. His home town today is, you guessed it you Negros, Howell, Mi. He succeeded his mission of illegal immigration, by walking through the swamps of Florida that were infested with Florida panthers. With his sack of mystical Cuban spices, which is probably ground-up Cuban babies that are retarded and were used to spread the Cuban re tardiness all over America.