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The Wall Licker Syndrome

What is this Syndrome?
The Wall Licker Syndrome is a rare disease caused by a physical defect in the brain during birth, but has been seen occurring in those who were not born with it overtime. The condition can last years to a lifetime. This condition may vary depending on the individual, from minor to fatal in some cases.

History
The Wall Licker Syndrome was first discovered in 1776. Scientist Dr. Acula had given the disease its name after seeing its affects on a buffalo licking a wall layered in lead paint. The buffalo had unfortunately passed away due to this condition not long after it started.

Many others have gotten this disease - 2,018 deaths had occurred in 1776. The president of the United States of America had then decided to build a wall, in order to keep those with the condition away from the healthier citizens. This had only worked for a while, though - the victims, feeling immensely offended, broke through the wall, and defecated rainbows on the president's face.

Syndrome stages
The stages of The Wall Licker Syndrome vary depending on how severe the condition is in the individual.

Minor stages: This is the least fatal degree of the disease. The stages are as listed below:

-Selective hearing. The individual will not care for what others say about it, and may not believe it is truly a medical issue. If this happens, it may be harder to treat him/her for it.

-Disbelief. The individual will show signs of fear, anxiety, depression, and/or exasperation toward the disease. This is to be expected; any victim will react differently, though.

-Loss of brain cells. The individual will start to lose intelligence, memory, and cells in his/her brain.

-Fainting. The individual will pass out. This rarely causes the body to shut down and/or eventual death at a minor stage.

Fatal stages: This is the deadliest degree for the condition. The stages are as listed below:

-Selective hearing. The individual will not care for what others say about it, and may not believe it is truly a medical issue. If this happens, it may be harder to treat him/her for it.

-Loss of brain cells. The individual will start to lose intelligence, memory, and cells in his/her brain.

-Pain surging through the entire body. The individual will feel an excruciating pain in every inch of their body, unable to move or speak very much. Their willpower will likely be drained, as they will find it too much to bear.

-Fur-like texture growing on the body. The individual will start to see rapidly growing hair. This may cause a reaction such as fear, confusion, or trauma.

-Horn-like features growing from the head. Objects resembling the horns of a bull or goat will start to grow rapidly on the individual's head.

-Change of anatomy. The individual will feel their anatomy change. Every molecule in his/her body will be rapidly transforming. This may cause an uncomfortable and/or strange feeling in their body.

-Transformation. The individual, by this point, will now appear to be a buffalo. Get him/her to a bathroom immediately.

-Death. The individual will uncontrollable defecate rainbows until they bleed out.

Treatment Options
Is there a cure for this disease? We will never know. I'm literally just writing a bunch of BS to troll some people. I guess I'm come up with a cure, though.

Therapy- You will need it after reading this. Drinking bleach- The only thing that won't make you defecate rainbows. Steam Powered Giraffe- Just do it. Trust me. Reading this- Why are you still doing it?

Is this a troll page?
yes and you just wasted so much of your life reading it