User:Austybubba

AustyBubba, also known as Austin Fränkinfüter was born in the year 51 B.C and was one of the three kings who visited Jesus the night of his birth, however is not known for this becuase he was the guy who brought the mur and knowbody knows what that is,and has reamined a king ever since.He is also world famous fifteen time all american wrestler and slef made millionaire, he took part in the slat march of 1930 walking hand in hand with the great Mahatma Gandhi and is the man who discoverd that Rosie O'Donald was a man. He also was the first recorded person to sumon evil sprits to kill a human being in THE WAR TO END ALL WARS! (da da da daaaaaa)

Austybubba was Americas golden child, the posterboy of all things perfect until satin spawned Zach Effron and his evil pupil Justin Beber who later became known as Darth Bebier, it is at this tiime when Americas economy started to fail and the British people started calling Americans wankers and and the Chinese thought Americans were all fat! Effron and Beber were to blame! If that wasnt bad enough the started killing all of Americas heros such as 2pac, Biggy, Bill Cosby, Sponge Bob, The Three Stuges, Mickey Mouse, JFK, the two remaining Beatles, Shaq, Batman, Hellen Keller, Gorge W. Bush, all 7 Rugrats including reptar, Pual Pierce, Selina Gomez, Kayne West who killed Taylor swift, Big sean and the most important the twinky man. the only three left where Gandhi, Rebecca Black and Austybubba. we were the last in the elite force called the jed-eye. Austybubba and Gandhi were partying on da shore when there harry freind named Snokki told them lord Effron and Darth Bebier had just killed Rebecca Black and it went a little somthing like this.

Rebecca had climbed abored the evil tour buss and fought bebier, he new that her voice was just as bad, if not worse then his so to save his own life hes said " Rebbecca if you strike me down using your nasily voice you will become more powerfull then you could ever imagine" not wanting to make the smae mistakes Bebier had made she dove out the windshield and got ranover by the buss.

After hering the news Austin and Gandhi got in the Melenium-minivan and went looking for Bebier. They came upon his tour buss in the Navada desert. Gandhi said "theres the buss!" and Austybubba replied "with thats no buss,thats a space station!" he then pointed to a small rope attacked to the top of the buss, the two the looked out the sun roof and up and saw the space station! the went in to destroy the evil within.

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