User:AutobiographyPro

Edward John Alexander Church Edd church as he is known to his colleagues and acquaintances is a white English boy, His hobbies are rugby and constantly quoting the internet, He is deeply in love with Georgia Hirst & Zoe Andrews, Many people call him a user for having two girlfriends i call him a pimp. Thousands of people are trying to work out who his daddy is, this is simply because his mother loves sausage , there is a ancient myth that states his mother once had intercourse with 50 people at one time, i have no opinion on this matter , Here is a list of some his potential fathers -Fire breathing mad man -Alcoholic Hobo -John the pope -Gareth Bale -John.F.Kennedy -Martin Luther King -Himself Edd Church -John Lennon -Racist Duck -A Fat Chav -Ched Evans Please post any other potential fathers ,and help Edward John Alexander Church find his real daddy.