User:Avadakedavrahakunamatata/sandbox

Voldemort is an O Great Grape of Wrath Who Did the World a Great Favor by Killing Kazootherine When She Resurrected Him "AVADA KEDAVRA!" cried both Voldemort and Snape, and a flash of bright green light shot from their wands towards the mentally distorted Hufflepuff. Everything was in slow motion from then on. You could see her charging towards the light, a beaming expression of pure joy and mirth at being killed by her two favorite people in the entire universe shining on her face. "I BELIEVE IN YOUR MOM!" she exclaimed happily. However, quite unexpectedly, she did a triple backflip to dodge the curse and landed rather ungracefully on top of her idols. She then proceeded to hug them so tightly that she squeezed nearly all the air out of their unfortunate lungs. After a few hours, she finally let go and sat up and gave them an unsettling grin. "You can kill me now!" she smiled at them. They walked away, leaving a dead person-no, she wasn't a person, she was a cursed creature-behind them. "She's finally gone," remarked a relieved Snape. But oh, how wrong he was. "Hey!" cried ghost-Kazootherine. Both Snape and the O Great Voldemort, a Grape of Wrath, died a few hours later due to depression.