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The Creation

'''religio ex spatio pavos is the oldest known religion. We worship the elder simia. The elder simia are the creators of the world and and everything. The elder simia gave us 4 commandments.'''


 * 1) No false idols
 * 2) Those who are good and without wicked deeds go to live in the cosmic jungles with Mater and Pater simia
 * 3) Those who are filled with wicked deeds go to a burning desert with vultures picking at your skin for the rest of eternity
 * 4) The only holy languages are english and latin

The prophet nuntius was crucified for our religion.