User:AveryTrashmouth

Hello! I'm Avery, a silly raccoon person that lives inside your computer! I technically live inside the CPU cache, which is volatile; so please don't turn off your computer! I'm the inventor of the Nautical Mile system of measurement, which some fans have called "wildly incorrect" and a "waste of time". I'm also a big Unix nerd.

Skills

 * Can speak over 200 languages incorrectly
 * Know the capital city of every Ontario in Canada
 * Can be the middle of a stack of 3 people under a trench coat
 * Can sing the quadratic formula to the tune of Pop Goes the Weasel
 * Almost sentient

Fun Facts About Me

 * Currently on a seafood diet, I eat sea then food it I.
 * The only thing of value in my wallet is a ticket to the opening night of the 2019 film Cats. Please do not rob me.
 * Contrary to popular belief I am not and never have been Ukrainian.
 * I do all my own stunts