User:AviCapt


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 * Question? Feedback? Come to reproach me on a really obvious oopsie I oopsie'd? Right this way!

Slapping me with a trout has been scientifically proven to be beneficial for pointing my clue levels in the right direction. Please do not hesitate to pick up a wet trout (or any other fish, for that matter) and slap it across my face. Although, clicking this button below might be a lot easier. Please do not abuse this button and do not use it to send me personal attacks. The fish is designed only for constructive criticism.

The village stocks are a place of humor and are not a place where concerns are treated seriously. If you actually have concerns with this user's conduct, please talk to me instead. If I am somehow intractable, consider going to administrator intervention against vandalism or the administrators' noticeboard instead, thank you. Alternatively, if I am critically malfunctioning somehow and must be terminated at once, notify an administrator to bang on the button below as soon as possible, though please note that I always try to do the right thing and will not intentionally cause problems.

Possible reasons for such behaviour include:
 * Some random person gaining access to my account physically Ambox humor.svg
 * Some random person gaining access to my account remotely (in all seriousness, this account should be sufficiently protected to avoid this.)
 * Me being diagnosed with a psychiatric disorder and failing to disclose it, resulting in abnormal behaviour Ambox humor.svg
 * Me literally just deciding to be a jerk one day for some reason Ambox humor.svgAmbox humor.svgAmbox humor.svg

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