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Fire Bunnies
Fire Bunnies are bunnies that live on suns. Their body consists of 94 percent fire, 5 percent rabbit, and 1 percent phoenix. This allows them to break the time-space continuum, and to fly. They are pretty much just magical relatively peaceful rabbits on fire. However every time there is a crescent moon, they become very insane and go around killing people, setting fire to cars, and eating presidents. And horses. Their diet consists of the element einsteinium, which is surprisingly abundant in their natural habitat. The average lifespan of Fire Bunny is 7000 years, but they oldest one to be found was born about 3mya, and he claims "I feel great!" But this is a lie. Everybody knows that he has a rare fur disease that causes him to go and ambush small children between the ages of 5 and 8. This disease was originally called Deathbeastitis, until the scientists realized that Deathbeastitis is already a fatal disease that has the symptoms of pheasant-hating and dirt licking. So the disease is now called Deathrabbititis