User:Avram Maggs

Hello and welcome to the story all about Avram Maggs ( George Maggs ) I enjoy lots of things in life such as religous ceramoneys, barmentsvas and this game Bristol City play extremley well football. My best freind in the world today is a boy ( retard ) known as the one and only Jack Avery he is quite a fella and we have long conversations about one day ruleing the world. Jack is a total and complete retard so this will not happen but maggsy does have it upstairs beneath his little hat George Maggs and Jack Avery always seem to strugle when they play football maybe its because they are both retarded and support Bristol Rovers but we will never know Avram has always been a bit partial to a chicken he currently owns a chicken farm on the south coast of Isreal. Where he feeds and looks after little jewish chickens. Avram really enjoys this because it gives him a chance to find his feminine side. Avram has to be very careful of the jew thirsty turkeys because they may come along and bomb Avrams little farm. Avram is one of the biggest fans of Jeruselam fc they are currently playing in the jewish premier leauge the manager of there team is Azamat Bagazov. There is only 2 teams in Isreal the rest were bombed by muslims. a picture of Avram in school Avram enjoys travelling and has visited a fine array of places although he is cautious to never enter kazakstan. When he is outside of israel though Avram is careful to wear his necklace of bananas as it wards off jew-thirsty Turkeys. "I get a fair few dodgy looks, but thats better than being attacked by a turkey!" Quipped the bubbly little Jew.