User:Awesome.cheesebuger

'Awesome/Awesomness'

Awesome is a word that used to mean frightening or amazing. Today, awesome is a word that means: Amazingness. Really cool. Brave. Nice, and I like you as a friend, but I don't like you like you. When you hear someone say that they are awesome, ( Brave, really cool, or amazing in this context) and you don't agree, then you can reply with any one of the following: Whatever helps you sleep at night. O.K, whatever floats your boat. Keep tellin' yourself that bro. (Sarcastically) Yes! yes! Of course you are (optional honey here)! If you do agree when someone says that, you may reply with a: one of the best! (In almost a singing tone) Awesome! Amazing man. You tell em' bro/sister! Mmmhmm. You better believe it peps. If you agree with that person, but you also think you are fairly awesome as well, you are welcome to reply with: Together, we are like the awesome possums! You and me both bro/sister. One more thing we got in common (insert nickname or real name here). Roses are red, Violets are blue, (Insert name here) and hey, SO AM I! If you believe that only you are awesome, you may blurt out the following anytime!: GUESS WHAT.... I'M AWESOME! I am awesome. I'm like the only awesome one here right now. Nobody tops my amount of awesomeness and amazingness! I am awesome, you are not, it's just how it works. Yo bro'... I am awesome. Awesome can be demonstrated by reading, and living by the encyclopedia of immaturity, or by being a total dork. Making a fool of yourself without caring is also considered awesome. But you know what's really awesome? Helping others, and being kind. Letting loose safely, and being a loving, humane member of society. Knowing what's right, and standing up for what is wrong. That truly what awesomeness is. If you are all of those things, then please. Tell the world what real awesomeness is. Even if you aren't truly awesome. Tell the rest of the world. It seems we need a reminder. Spread the word. Be an AWESOME POSSUM! ~Awesome.cheeseburger  Wikisemi-awesome