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Rachel Schwenk

Rachel (neigh Yuchimiuk) Schwenk was found in 1862 in a ditch near the Fleetwood town sign in Fleetwood, Pennsylvania. She was raised by a family of local rats until a Ukrainian couple adopted her and taught her English.

Early Life

Rachel was in the high school band.

Education

Rachel attended Cedarville University and earned her PhD in Pharmacy. She did this mostly to join the secret Pharmacy organization, and to make jokes about abusing drugs.

Romantic relationships

Rachel dated some guy at Cedarville for a few months and realized they were better as friends.

In the summer of 2018, Rachel was unemployed, bored out of her thinking-pudding, was cleaning her bathroom every morning out of boredom, and decided to drag her sister Larisa to a wedding out-of-state.

There, she met a guy dressed like “a douchey frat boy”. She gave him her Snapchat because she was bored. They began to Snapchat over the next few weeks, and from that day on, Rachel and Evan have communicated every day since then.

Marriage

In August 2020 in the middle of the coronavirus pandemic, Rachel married Evan Schwenk in an intimate and beautiful ceremony involving a brambleberry basket. The marriage is Rachel and Evan’s greatest commitment to the Bit to date, and was primary executed so that both could begin making jokes about immediately divorcing each other. They remain happily married.

Political Views

Rachel is an LGBTQ+ rights activist, primarily focusing her efforts on Abigail Wisser’s love life.

Rachel has also gone on the record to say that she believes people who watch anime should be oppressed. She herself watches anime.

Crises

One time, Rachel’s tummy hurt and she was incredibly brave about it. She ate an entire bag of skittles to cope.