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'''Whispers 2.0 Whispes 2.0 is a metalcore band hailing from Boston Massachusetts. The band was created in 2013 directly after the disbandment of former postgaycore outfit, Whispers. The band is currently under constuction and has a mere 26 band members and a full length album "Mymomdoesn'tapproveofmyjeans" underworks.

The Formation of Whispers 2.0 Members Barkev Chaglasian, and Hunter realized the true potential of continuing the controvesial legacy that had been paved by the engienus musicianship of the band once known as whispers. Therefore the pheonix had risen and Whispers 2.0 was born. "It's almost as if I took a shit, and then ate it and then shit my shit out again", says front man, and electric 40 string saxophone player Shawn Sousa when asked about the culmination of the band. It wasn't long before Whispers 2.0 played their first world tour back in 1992 (using their time machine) to later influence all of the fagcore bands to come during the 2010's, including whispers which makes for a confusing paradox. During this early stage Whispers 2.0 managed to lose 12 members over a gardening dispute, only to sift to the very knowledgable legends on the Massachusetts Musicians facebook page to regain all of its lost members. "I just remember being super stoked to join such a influential band", proclaimed Geo who plays a mean Skin Flute for the band. Although Whispers 2.0 is still in its developmental stage, it is considered the best band in the world now by The Westburrow Baptist Church, and the Foo Fighters. "I remember the first time I listened to them, my dick fell off, and then I got shot!"-50 Cent.

Stylelistic Origins Whispers 2.0 takes after late greats Whispers, very heavily. So much so that you can't tell the difference between the aweful screams and intentional nasal off key singings of both bands. They both are bad, but Whispers 2.0 defeats their father band with one pinky in terms of musicianship. This is due to the fact that Whispers 2.0 has more break downs and says the word "Fuck" more. Their jeans are also far tighter and ripped more. Their hair deffinately says more "fuck you Society" than that of their for runners. their ears are stretched more and they have a lot more metal in their face.

first breakup Midway through their first tour with Metalica on the 1932 Vans Warped tour, Shawn fucked everyone's girlfriend so they decided to call it quits, only to get back together with a make up CD "Shawnweforgiveyoubleghk". The band finished warped tour and sold five platinum albums. Litteraly they made the albums out of platinum and they only sold five because the album was poor.

Controvesy Much controvesy and many incidents have occurred due to the substantial mid smoking the band does as a whole. Whispers 2.0 is a straight edge band so they only smoke below dro level weed, partially why so many members leave the band.