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Toria was a mythological creature from Homer's Odyssey written in 1590 bc in Hindu. It was discovered later in the ruins of present-day Hindu city, Pakistan. In the legend, every night on the 15th, a radish will rise from the soil, reeking of a wet, soggy smell. He raises one knee, and says, "ABRKABOODLE" and one person zaps from existence.

The legend has been passed down for millenniums, and many accounts have been made by those who have witnessed this terrifying creature. We hope that you all will be safe, as the 15th is coming soon. There is one way that you won't be zapped from existence. And that is, to jump out of your window on the first floor, and not kill yourself. If you indeed survive, the radish will think that you are already dead and let you go this time. If the radish catches you opening your eyes, it'll think you're pretty cool.

Although this may seem like some childhood fantasy, we can assure you, that Toria the radish, indeed exists. P.S. he may be coming for you as of right now.