User:Az Zaqqum

The Humor of Islam...you'll die laughing.

This is the first book ever written on the Humor of Islam. Think about that. In over 1400 years, not one book on the humor of Islam. Why? Because sharia law forbids laughing too much. I take it after reading the hadiths, they had to come up with this law.

The United Nations is proposing a new Blasphemy law to protect Islam from being critisized.

One of the many reasons I wrote this book was to challenge the new blasphemy law being proposed now at the United Nations, the UN.

Most Muslims believe that if there was a law that would make it a crime to call Islam violent, Muslims will stop being violent. You know, like the Islamic logic of covering a woman from head to toe will prevent rape. Don't insult Islam and Muslims will be peaceful...?

Muslims feel that Islam is frequently and wrongly associated with violations of human rights and terrorism.....like lashings or stoning

Forget about individual rights, forget about freedom of speech, and you’d better not blame Muslims or the Quran for Islamic violence.

And if Islamic leaders call for the death of the Jews and infidels, citing the Quran or Hadith, we are not to blame it on Islam.

And if it’s against the law to bring a bible into KSA because the Quran says it’s corrupt, we are not to blame Islam.

And, if the quran allows the beating of women, we are not to blame Islam.

And if the quran says to kill the disbelievers, kafurs and oppressors, we are not to blame the religion of peace and tolerance, we are not to blame Islam.

Of course I had to challenge the Blasphemy law. I hope the King reads my book, I hope he gets an education on his own religion and starts to question the logic of Hadith (stories of Muhammad). I'd like to know if he has an answer to this question. Why can Muslims only use odd numbers of stones to wipe their bums? It's a Hadith and a reasonable question.

Yes, I know this is very complicated and confusing to many Americans who have never heard of Sharia or Islamic law, but we don't want to find out about it like Europe did....too late!

Christians, Jews, Catholics, Mormons and Agnostics, Bahia's, Buddhists, Atheists, and all religions and individuals must remind Muslims that the Quran says; 2:256 Let there be no compulsion in religion. And according to the hadith of Ibn Umar, Allah does not like-ith men who wear dresses that cover their ankles.

My name, Az Zaqqum, loosely translated from Arabic, it means, "Bitter tree from hell". The Arab version of Ann Coulter. Most all Muslims know of the hadith that say; "Hell will be filled mostly with women". They even made pictures of it, women hanging by their hair who cursed their husbands.

Defending Islam does not mean you’re to demand the death of a cartoonist, or even a (bad) writer. Your faith should be stronger than that, and if you think I’m wrong, then explain; where Muslims got the idea to call Islam the religion of peace and tolerance?

And if you choose to live in a western country that goes to war with a Muslim country that you are not even from, you are not to kill your fellow country folk in hopes of getting perpetual virgins. That’s not defending Islam. It’s telling the world, you have no skills in the bedroom. You have to be really bad in the sack to need perpetual virgins. That’s not something you want people to know, now is it?

Besides, Muslim scholars are no longer sure if martyrs for Allah get virgins or raisins. There’s a debate on that now. So, unless you really need the extra fiber, there’s just no point in defending Islam. That’s Allah’s job. If Allah were really that upset with us, Allah would throw lamps at us, like back in the day.

Pick up your Quran and memorize the following verse (aya)

4:97 Lo! as for those whom the angels take in death while they wrong themselves, the angels will ask: In what were ye engaged? They will say: We were oppressed in the land. The angels will say: Was not Allah’s earth spacious that ye could have migrated therein? As for such, their habitation will be hell, an evil journey’s end; Allah says, if you don’t like living in the west, go live in an Islamic country, or go to hell. I agree.

The humor of Islam. A dangerous topic. Some say it could get me killed. But I say, that would be very un-Islamic and make me a martyr for Allah and I'd get 72 virgins...or raisins To play it safe, I’ll take one virgin, lots of raisins and a copy of the Karma Sutra (for him to read as he’s feeding me my raisins)

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