User:AzraelUK

This page is a humorous essay about black kettles. To learn about kettles, see Kettle.

Biography
AzraelUK is a notorious vegetarian and in an interview in TIME Magazine confessed to hating plants.

His hobbies include danger and word processing.

He is widely reported to have only one arm.

Wikipedia guidelines

 * Don't stuff beans up your nose
 * No climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man
 * Please do not bite the newcomers
 * Don't call a spade a spade
 * Call a spade a spade
 * Ignore common sense
 * You can't squeeze blood from a turnip
 * Don't give the developers ideas
 * Be Afraid