User:BALCKORK

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Dis is wat BALCKORK looks liek.

Frum humbel beginings...
Da exact plac where BALCKORK camed frum is unknowed. It is rumured dat he is simplee a nomad, roamin' da lands and helpun to make change for good on Wikipeediuh. He also lieks to fite cuz he is a big tuff guy.

Interusts
- Chris Hansen. (He is very good man, does good tings.)

- Foodz. Dey is fewl for good brain powah to edit.

- Candlejack. HAHA DISREGARD THAT HE SUCKS CO-

Posers.

Other importunt fakts
BALCKORK IS DA TOUGHEST IN DAH LAND. PERIOD.

--BALCKORK (talk) 17:46, 13 April 2009 (UTC)