User:BS Analyst

Hi There! My name is KJ and I work for a major multi-national in Tampa, Florida. Please feel free to interpret what kind of "BS" I analyze in any way that suits your fancy.

Not-Really-a-Sock Puppet
If my questioning tone and writing style seem familiar from more controversial areas of the WikiWorld, that’s because I have a “personal” account in addition to this one. That persona gets involved in all sorts of controversial topics that have no place in my professional world. Most nights and weekends, you’ll probably find him working on all those WikiProjects, grammatical errors and new articles that I love so much but that don’t belong in a workplace.

You’ll see my BS Analyst byline on analytical, technical and code-related pages because these are things I think it appropriate to involve myself with when folks are paying me; you’ll see, well, that other byline, on things that do not relate to my business. If you think that is unreasonable, ask yourself if you say and do all of the same things at work that you do in the privacy of your own home. If the answer is, “Yes,” I respectfully suggest that you are either under the age of 25, employed in an industry of questionable morality, or just plain nuts (or all of the above).

Like you, I keep my personal life and professional image separate. If that offends you, please feel free to vent on my Talk page. One of me will answer your objections, depending on the tone of your question.