User:BTTF:Don'tdrive88mph

Lucas, I am not your father, but your parents gave me permission to take you to school. Yes, it's me! Also, my not son, you forgot your lunch.

Here are a few of my friends, starting with the best alive:

Percy Jackson: The demigod is awesome. You can go to LA with him, use Charon's ferry across the River Styx in the Underworld, beat up Hades, pop out in Central Park in NYC and nobody will know.

Grover Underwood: Yeah, he might be a satyr and all, but he's so sensitive to nature and all ecosystems. It's not too annoying either, because you can just get out your iPod nano 5G and listen to "We Are the World" or "We Are the World 25 for Haiti" and all your problems will be solved.

And here are all the people I'd like to meet while I can:

Janet Jackson: Sure, she's 44 years old and a big superstar and all, but I've watched a lot of interviews with her in them and she seems so nice and kindhearted, but most of all, she's young at heart. So am I. Inside, I will never grow up. I'll always be some 13 year old kid studying for his Illinois Constitution test (gag me).

La Toya Jackson: Sure, like I said above, she might be 54 and all, but she's so...I don't know how to put it. Well, first of all, she's not your average 54 year old. She's like her sister, nice, kindhearted and young at heart.

And all the people I would've liked to meet:

Michael Jackson: Slick on each jam, huh? Not too shabby for your very broken 50 year old entertainer/performer. But he let the media ruin him. He actually BELIEVED all the stuff they said about him, when the answer was there, plain as day. They ruined him. God rest my soul if the Jackson family catches me saying all this, but it's true. What kind of kindhearted man like he was would EVER sexually abuse a child? But they pressured him, and pressured him, until all he could do was mourn himself.