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Jonathan “BONES” I don’t remember his last name

Bones as he is commonly known by in the world of a well respected wireless company training is a very unique individual. By his own admission he has traveled the world, created and lost several fortunes and has even had a speaking role in Star Wars II The Clone Wars. Daily he tells of his exploits about being the price of oz (Australia) or some such area depending on what we are chatting about. So I am updating this vast knowledge data base with some of his exploits so that ALL of the world may know of this man.

ANY visual or audio or literary media he has helped to create make better or just been involved in for the last 40 years.

He is a fortune genius some of the brilliant ways he has developed his fortunes are by owning a horse stable with 300 stalls in Kentucky which he charged $30,000 (USD) on a monthly basis per stall making 9million (USD) a month, but sadly his ex wife got that in the divorce. On a side opinion though if you making 9mill a month just one months revenue would be enough to continue living the good life and not end up in training at well respected wireless company making $11.92 (USD) an hour (although according to him he makes $17 an hour while the cap is $14).

Those are the two major boasts that stand out in my mind. While I have no doubt about the valor of his heart I wish that he would understand that he doesn’t have to lie to kick it. Telling outlandish stories of the brilliant things you have done and/or seen in your life isn’t required to hang out on the smoke porch and I hope that one day soon he realizes it. Until than please just know that “Bones” has been everywhere created everything done everything and owns everything but the Mona Lisa.