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= Emme Dunning =

Early Life
Born in 2003, Emme Dunning popped out of the womb ready to conquer. And conquer she did; by the ripe young age of four, she had already mastered the art of peeing by herself, and coloring within the lines. He kindergarten teacher described her as being "the most adept, promising young woman she had ever had in her class". Emme was what some might call a social butterfly. She had numerous friends, many of which looked up to her as their king. She ruled the playground with an iron fist and a heart of gold. Emme was a beacon of light in a dark community of hapless nobodies. Emme Marie Dunning, later known as "Star of the Sea", quickly grew as a hometown hero. Her many victories in backyard barbecue games caused her to stand out among her peers. Schools from all around the world offered scholarships, but Emme humbly refused. She preferred the local public schools, and set out to disprove every small-town girl stereotype. At age nine, she had already graduated high school top of her class. She remains living at home with her loving parents and three siblings, all of whom cherish her and celebrate her greatness once a year at their annual block party.

Personal Life
Dunning is the proud mother of Scooter the Hungarian Horntail, an otherwise very dangerous breed of dragon found in the Himalayas. She was brought up under the supervision of world famous dragon tamer Bob Dunning, who taught her the ways of domesticating certain types of fire-breathers. She also has a dog called [name redacted]. If you're ever out walking on a Sunday night, look up to the sky and you might catch a glimpse of Emme riding on the back of Scooter during one of her many training sessions. Don't get too close though, she bites. Emme is also well known for her time spent as the front-man of Led Zeppelin, touring as their lead singer from 2012 to 2015. However, she gave up her music career when she had her first child, Leonardo DiCaprio. It seems like the blood runs gold in this family, because not long after, she gave birth to a second child, Daisy Ridley. The most miraculous aspect of it all is that she reproduced asexually. That's right, Emme Dunning is a hermaphrodite.

A Trip Down Memory Lane
A group of researchers gathered a collection of first-hand accounts recalling fond memories of Emme. God rest her soul.


 * "I will never forget the day I walked into Peet's Coffee and bumped into Emme Dunning ordering her signature beaver's milk latte." Nicki Minaj
 * "Fighting beside Emme Dunning in World War I was an honor." Grant Gustin
 * "Yes." Gordon Ramsay
 * "Sorry, who?" Elon Musk
 * "A brilliant marriage to Emme Dunning it was." Yoda
 * "One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome." Regina George