User:BaconTrueFacts

Humans can turn in to bacon. I know that this is possible as I use to be a human being but then bacon become a big part of life leading me to marry a strip of bacon, and all of his friends that I didn't like where eaten by myself, meaning I did not like a lot of his friends. I then became highly depressed and ate more bacon, leading me to change colour after a few days. I slowly changed colour and my joints started weakening, I had no idea what was happening. Then I was seen by a doctor who told me he had no idea what had happened and that maybe I should lay off eating all the bacon because it obviously wasn't doing me any good. But I just couldn't stop eating it and then slowly became more like a strip of bacon. However I have lost one of my legs as a result to being tastey like bacon because one of my good friends named Farris Campbell, 14, from London, well, she ate it. My name is Chloe Maclean, and I am a strip of bacon that once was a human being. I am not upset by the change to my life as it was ovbiously for the best, and now me and my husband can connect more bakingly. Currently me and my husband are on a get away trip from all cheffs as we believe we're to young to die. Yours Sincerly

Chloe Maclean. PS; no harm to bacon, when you eat please enjoy as once it may have been a human to.