User:Baibrad

"Bai, Brad!"




TMZ.com: You Heard It Here First!


In 2001, Karen Orzolek endured multiple surgical procedures to remove the moss green, pipe cleaner-like antennae from her head. They had become a growing nuisance during live performances and band promos. Her personal style has remained the same since before she became well-known as a musician, as evidenced in the above photograph.

BREAKING NEWS! MC Hammer launched new restaurant franchise, Double D BBQ. STOP. (news source: Twitter)



In other news, Hines Ward--wide receiver of the Pittsburg Steelers--has been honored by the American Dental Association with a 'Smile Of The Century' Award.

Campaign Against Crackerdom


Recently, musicians Sting and Bono announced their plans to launch a tour to promote "young, hip talent" (that is far from young, and fits a pretty loose definition of 'hip') and raise money for non-threatening black people starving children on the continent of Africa in Rwanda. The line-up features such bores as Vampire Weekend, Band of Horses and other feel-good white-people-with-unwashed-hair-and-neckbeards fodder. GOD DON'T ASK ME I'M JUST DELIVERING THE NEWS!!! DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER!!!