User:Baldyarse

Baldyarse is a rare being also known as Todd Baldwin. Todd (Baldyarse) Baldwin has recently been reported to be the head of a global cheese smuggling organisation, which he runs from his hometown of Manchester. Our highest level of researchers have had imense trouble discovering the cheese barons address and accruing a photograph. Todd (Baldyarse) Baldwin is believed to keep a low profile in the north west of Manchester reportedly in the Walkden, Worsely area. One thing that is definitely known about the master of cheese is that he needs to be stopped. Hid hallucinogenic cheese has now claimed over 50 lives and damaged many more. Any information on the whereabouts of this villain should be reported to the police. Any information that leads to his capture shall be greatly rewarded.