User:Balls-to-da-Wall

Jack Gordon, a genius if you will. Born and raised in the streets of Detroit, the Motor City. Now a genius in the sixth grade. "My parents really pushed me. I needed a better life. An better t.v. And most of all, a new toilet seat." says the trooper, " I knew i had to do what must be done. So.... I went along and got a new toilet seat." He now lives a happy life with a wife, Bofunca, and two kids, Screw and Youu. He also has a dog called..... He dosent have a name for it. He loves to laugh at idiots and is a member of a prestigious mathamatician group. The Dookie Heads.