User:Balmain4Life

Balmain4Life is a wikipedia user.


 * Name: Nathan Barnes


 * Home Town: Balmain (Well Duh!)


 * D.O.B: 13/12/1991 (if you cant work out that im 16 in around 3 seconds, GO BACK TO SCHOOL GODDAMIT!!!)


 * Birthplace: 🇦🇺 Sydney


 * Favourites: Sydney FC Wests Tigers


 * Favourite Sydney FC Players. Terry McFlynn, Dwight Yorke, Michael Bridges, David Carney

Joke of the Week
Hey people. For all the people that know me...YES i am Nathan Barnes, for all the people that don't, Hey!!! Guys,


 * Likes: Hot Girls (hey im male, what do u expect XD), Fast Cars (once again i am male) Football (Soccer) Rugby League Wests Tigers, good food, clean toilets, Sydney FC, Beer (yes i enjoy alcahol, and i dont binge drink.) Oporto, Christmas, Books about war (btw im not gloryfieng war) *Blushes* My English teacher (im in so much shit if she reads this!!!), Thunderstorms, Family Guy The Simpsons(who doesnt) Showers,


 * Dislikes: Fat people who take up 2.5 seats on a train (Its called a gym fatties), Nagging old people, Religion (God doesnt exist UNLESS thers some damm solid proof: (A Book that is as thick as my dick, that "claims he did 20 odd miricles" is not proof)), Angry Bus Drivers who have a go at kids, for being kids (we have a right to travel on public transport too you know!!!), People who think its fun to Piss, Shit. Spit on toilet seats, Central Coast Mariners and their fans. (WE DID BEAT YOU IN THE GRAND FINAL YOU KNOW), RPG games Like WOW. Just Gay.  Politions, Talk-Back radio. (Alan Jones IS NOT cool.)